Junk mail of an entirely different flavor

We certainly get sent all manner of weird tat and nonsense in our role as semi-professional videogame jesters, and sometimes it’s just ridiculous enough to achieve the desired effect and get a post. Here’s 505 Games,literallysending me rubbish to promoteTerraria‘s XBLA/PSN release.

It’s a game about crafting stuff from stuff, so what better way to promote the console port than with a box full of pebbles and a rubber pickaxe? To the marketing department, it’s a savvy and cute idea. To me, it’s a box of stones I now have to deal with. Well played, 505. Well played.

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Game’s out in Spring. Now if you’ll excuse me, my hands are covered in grit and stone dust. My job is so beautifully ridiculous.

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